对女人的称呼这么多

给老外上汉语课，第一堂课只教了一个英文单词的中文解释
1，妻子
2，老婆
3，太太
4，夫人
5，老伴
6，爱人
7，内人
8，媳妇
9，那口子
10，拙荆
11，贤内助
12，对象
13，孩TM
14，孩他娘
15，内子
16，婆娘
17，糟糠
18，娃他娘
19，崽他娘
20，山妻
21，贱内
22，贱荆
23，女人
24，马子
25，主妇
26，女主人
27，财政部长
28，纪检委
29，浑人
30，娘子
31，屋里的
32，另一半
33，女当家
34，浑家
35，发妻
36，堂客
37，婆姨
38，领导

老外问：为什么女人有这么多称谓？
老师：因为女人有三八节，就要有38个称谓。老外听完发现中文太难学了，含着眼泪背起行李回国了…[捂脸][捂脸]  
今天是三八妇女节，祝女同胞三八节快乐！祝男同胞好好听话！好好干活！
Chinese lessons for foreigners, the first lesson taught only a Chinese explanation of English words
Wife
2, wife
3, ma'am
4. Madam
5, my wife
6, lover
7, insider
8. Daughter-in-law
9, that mouth
10. Humble Jing
11, Kenai help
12, object
13, fucking
14. Bastard
15, inside
16, mother-in-law
17, chaff
18, baby girl
19, cub damn
20, mountain wife
21, inside
22, cheap Jing
23, woman
24, horse
25, housewife
26, Mistress
27, Minister of Finance
28, Discipline Inspection Commission
29, muddy people
30, lady
31, in the house
32, the other half
33, female head
34, Hun family
35, sending wife
36, cousin
37, mother-in-law
38, leadership

Foreigner asked: Why do women have so many titles?
Teacher: Because women have three or eight quarters, they have 38 titles.  After listening to the foreigner, I found that Chinese is too difficult to learn, and I returned home with tears in my luggage ... [cover face] [cover face]
Today is March 8th Women's Day.  I wish the male compatriots obedient!  Work hard!




















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